So, I have been having one of the worst weeks of my entire life. I have been more busy than ever before (my own fault thanks to the fact that I am a workoholic) and I can't seem to catch a break! I want to teach everyone out there about a rare disorder that is not diagnosable until it has created a full-fledged epidemic and there is nothing you can do about it. This disorder is called "Who-Ate-my-Roommate- itus." (WARI)
What is WARI?
It is a disease where your roomates social skills, ability to communicate, and all sense of logic ceases to exist resulting in them hating you for arguments you never had.
How do I know If my roomate has WARI?
You don't. One day they just wake up and they hate you. Here are a few common signs:
1. They stop talking to you
2. They only respons in grunts
3. There day is always "horrible" and they have "10 million things to do, 5 tests, and a classmate with rabies"
4. They communicate only in written notes or through everyone BUT you, ABOUT you
5. They lose their ability to sense when they are no long whispering and you can hear everything they are saying
6. They usually have an accomplice who is equally as prone as them, if not worse, who will worship them
Is there a cure for WARI?
Probably not, but if anyone finds one, please let me know ASAP
What can I do if I know someone with WARI?
1. Pray to whatever God you so choose for help
2. Kill them with kindness. They will glare and grunt. You will live.
3. Live your life. It is your parade, they dont have to rain on it.
4. Be the happy they refuse to be
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